Love, Peace, and Chocolate

maniclaughter:

raggediandi:

ghostgif:

when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”

(via lapras)

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3 days ago

thotkage:

nsfwgpoy:

those nerds in high school who run like this

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in my middle school there was a boy who wanted to be called Sasuke Uchiha and he wore a Sasuke cosplay to school everyday and one day he did this run down the stairs and broke his arm and apparently he told the principle it was the ‘Naruto run’ and then we were all banned from wearing Naruto headbands and doing this run and Naruto was put down as gang activity at our school

(via lapras)

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3 days ago

theaveragefish:

why the hell did we all learn the exact words

"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

(via eyesup-heelsdown)

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4 days ago

godblesstyleroakley:

2srooky:

andystjohn:

'girlfriend' by avril lavigne came out seven years ago

hey hey
you you
i don’t like your fun fact

No way
No way
I think you need to stop that

(via phobias)

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4 days ago

thehorselifestyle:

being the horse girl at school:

  • "so do you like, jump stuff?"
  • "do you race?"
  • "do you do the thing with cows?"
  • if you’re watching a movie in class and a horse comes on the screen everybody looks at you
  • "you must be rich"
  • "don’t you just sit there?"
  • "that’s definitely not a sport"
  • "the horse does all the work"
  • "you ride? oh well I’VE ridden a horse once…"

(via equinefeather)

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4 days ago

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

(via phobias)

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4 days ago

sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

(via phobias)

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4 days ago
dredsina:

askayallqu:

Isn’t this that daft punk song

work it regular make it softer do it harder makes us porridge

dredsina:

askayallqu:

Isn’t this that daft punk song

work it regular make it softer do it harder makes us porridge

(via thejacqi-ocean)

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5 days ago
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