when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”
When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”
those nerds in high school who run like this
in my middle school there was a boy who wanted to be called Sasuke Uchiha and he wore a Sasuke cosplay to school everyday and one day he did this run down the stairs and broke his arm and apparently he told the principle it was the ‘Naruto run’ and then we were all banned from wearing Naruto headbands and doing this run and Naruto was put down as gang activity at our school
being the horse girl at school:
- "so do you like, jump stuff?"
- "do you race?"
- "do you do the thing with cows?"
- if you’re watching a movie in class and a horse comes on the screen everybody looks at you
- "you must be rich"
- "don’t you just sit there?"
- "that’s definitely not a sport"
- "the horse does all the work"
- "you ride? oh well I’VE ridden a horse once…"
on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.
one crack cocaine
hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please
debit or credit
I actually have a gift card